Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

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What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

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There is an Asian, an American, and a Mexican on a falling plane. The pilot announces that the plane is plummeting out of the sky and says that he needs to drop the cargo. The pilot drops the cargo but the plane is too heavy still. The pilot tells the passengers to drop some personal belongings. The Asian drops rice, the Mexican drops his guns, and the American throws the Mexican and yells "Remember the Alamo!".

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oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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What do you do when you find a robber holding a 19 pound sack of poultry? Think life through and try to find out how you had this coming.

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im gay because im gay

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other one is a watermelon.

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How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

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Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

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How do you a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender. How to u get it out? Tostitos.

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Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

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