Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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What happened when a myriad people decided to partake in a large party while staying in a small room? They managed to make a compromise. The party got split into two groups: 50% of the original total in each casual confinement. In the end, everybody had a great time and nobody got hurt.

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Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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Q: Why did Megan Fox cross the road? A: Because she was running from a giant Decepticon!!! Why else!!!???

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What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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how do you put a giraffe in a fridge? open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. how do you put an elephant in a fridge? open the door, take out the giraffe, put the elephant in and close the door. the lion king is holding a conference in the jungle and all the animals turn up except for one, which animal is missing? the elephant, it's in the fridge. you come across a river you need to cross, but it is infested with man-eating crocodiles, how to you cross the river without dying? just swim across, all the crocodiles are at the conference.

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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Justin Bieber.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

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Why did the elephant cross the river? CAUSE YOLO (even though he died)

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your doorbell is broken.

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A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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