Drunk guy... Hey i just maybe And this is number But here's my crazy So call me met you

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What did the prisoner receive on his 44th birthday? Well obviously all mail in prisons is checked, but nothing dangerous was found. He received a book on different types of steam engines (he is a railway fan), some chocolate (galaxy caramel, which is his favourite), a crossword challenge book (he gets bored in his cell) and the anti joke book.

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Why did the man murder his wife in cold blood? Because she was alive before he killed her.

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Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

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guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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Arron Glass

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When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

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Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

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Why are black people more athletic than whites? Black people originate from Africa, where they lived in a world where athletic ability created natural selection. The most athletic were able to escape dangers of the jungle such as dangerous animals, and were also most apt to find food to survive. Then when the slave trade occured, only the strongest and best fit survived the trip to America and the hard labor. Also, given the socio-economic trends of the United States, African Americans are more likely to grow up in an environment where they have limited opportunity to make a living, besides professional sports, so they play cheap sports like basketball.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? What? No? I'm here to inform you that your child won't be coming out of that coma, I'm sorry.

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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