Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

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I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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Cole is "good" at soccer

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Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

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ey can i pick your scabs plzz

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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