What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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A seal walks into a club...

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Arron Glass

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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Why are black people more athletic than whites? Black people originate from Africa, where they lived in a world where athletic ability created natural selection. The most athletic were able to escape dangers of the jungle such as dangerous animals, and were also most apt to find food to survive. Then when the slave trade occured, only the strongest and best fit survived the trip to America and the hard labor. Also, given the socio-economic trends of the United States, African Americans are more likely to grow up in an environment where they have limited opportunity to make a living, besides professional sports, so they play cheap sports like basketball.

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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LIKE THIS!

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Guy: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put I and u together. Girl: Really because if I could r-arrange the Alphabet I would put f and u together

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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Isn't it funny that we think it's totally normal for females to not have penises but for literally EVERY OTHER group of people, it's weird and not ok double standard?

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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GIVE

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