why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

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where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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Punch line.

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Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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A man decides to go hunting in the woods with a shotgun, he is going through the woods and a bear randomly pops out of no where, knocks him down and rapes him. So the next day he came back with an even bigger shotgun and said, "i am going to kill this bear" so he goes through the woods, the bear comes out of nowhere, knocks him down and rapes him again. So he comes back the next day with and even bigger shotgun and says, " i am going to kill this bear, skin it, and eat it" so hes going through the woods and out comes the bear, knocks him down, gets real close to his face and says, "you dont come out here for the hunting do ya".

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

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