wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

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An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

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So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

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An Irishman walked into a pub and ordered a pint. He had planned to just have one but ended up having two since he'd had a rough day at work. His wife was slightly annoyed that he came home smelling of beer.

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

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What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? Why in the world would you want to know something like that? But anyway, the answer is somewhere, on average, between 10 seconds and 15 minutes. It really varies and conditions like irritable bowel syndrome and constipation affect this range. Actually it takes about 9 months.

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When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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hi hi strager danger

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