- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

I told a woman to make me at turkey sandwich. Of course she complied seeing as I was at Subway.

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

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