How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Lady Gaga has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. What is it? A last name.

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whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?". The horse doesn't respond because it neither speaks nor understands English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on the way.

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

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A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

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What is worse than getting a 30% on a test? Getting a 29% on a test.

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

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Word play, punch-line, joke.

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What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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a black guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here, whites only" this joke takes place in the 1950's when african americans were discriminated against

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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What happened to the blind man who went skydiving? Nothing but the dog was unlucky.The dog kept squirming and he thought he hadnt gone down the cliff yet and said "ok fine dont come with me!".The dog didnt survive. :'(

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have a few drinks, then go to a club, where they amuse each other and those around them by completely slurring their words in their already very strong regional accents. Then they get a taxi back to the house of the Englishman as he lives nearest, and stay the night. The next morning, the Scotsman and the Irishmen walk home as they are still hungover and do not wish to risk driving.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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