Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

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Tim tebow is the anti christ

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Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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A 65 year old man is tired with his life. He begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. He wants no part in the world anymore so he decided to commit suicide. On his way to commit suicide, he comes across a magical man that has an extraordinary offer. This magical man has offered to grant the 65 year old man the power to fly. The 65 year old man, accepts the offer in great interest, but the magical man wants something in return for his deed. The 65 year old man, offers all the money in his wallet to the magical man. The magical man accepts his offer of all the money and continues. With a flick of the wrist, the magical man says, "fly, fly, high as the sky, i grant this man the ability to fly". The 65 year old man is greatly excited now that he has the ability to fly. He cant wait to try out his new power. He runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. Too bad the "magical man" was really a male prostitute that was broke and homeless. The 65 year old man died on impact and the male prostitue walked away with a wallet full of cash.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

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Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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A women go hit by a car, what everyone woners though, how did the car get in between the bedroom and the kitchen?

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

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