What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

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read down and see what it is like BEFOR MARRIAGE boy:at last.i can hardly wait! girl:do you want to leave me? boy:NO! dont even think about it! girl:do you love me? boy:ofcourse! always girl:have you ever cheated on me? boy:NO! why are you even asking? girl:will you kiss me ? boy:every chance i get! girl:will you hit me ? boy:hell no! are you crazy ? girl:can i trust you? boy:yes! girl:darling!! read up again and see what it is like AFTER MARRIAGE (L.W)

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?". The horse doesn't respond because it neither speaks nor understands English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on the way.

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. He might have trouble focusing, but his ADHD in no way prevents him from completing such a task.

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

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What is worse than getting a 30% on a test? Getting a 29% on a test.

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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Knock Knock Come in!

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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how do you put a giraffe in a fridge? open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. how do you put an elephant in a fridge? open the door, take out the giraffe, put the elephant in and close the door. the lion king is holding a conference in the jungle and all the animals turn up except for one, which animal is missing? the elephant, it's in the fridge. you come across a river you need to cross, but it is infested with man-eating crocodiles, how to you cross the river without dying? just swim across, all the crocodiles are at the conference.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

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when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

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what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

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Anti Joke

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