What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

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Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

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A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

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Two astronauts go kayaking in the Sahara Desert. How many pancakes does it take to shingle doghouse? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

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porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

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you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

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Fat people.

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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A. Hey.. B. Hi

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What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

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The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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Ted Haggard.

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Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

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How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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why did the duck cross the road? More than likely there was something that appeals to the duck on the other side such as a pond or duck food. On the contrary there could also be something that did not appeal to the duck on the side from which he is departing from such as a lack of a pond or a lack of duck food.

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A rabbi, a nun, a priest, a hooker, a stripper, 2 secret servicemen, a teacher, a midget, a ginger, a rodeo clown, a nascar driver, a homosexual native american, a heterosexual native american, 2 portuguese tuba players, an african american taxi driver, a blind man, his seeing eye dog, a bartender, 2 minor league baseball players, 3 lesbian mexican salsa dance instructors and a dwarf are all in a bar. They all had a good time and the teacher and one ol the portuguese tuba players ended up becoming facebook friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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