Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

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Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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How is it you become the true badass you say? Its a very complicated process that takes decades of training, and many failed attempts on before you become the one, true badass on the entire planet. Once you had done it. People will love you forever, there would be parades, parties, celebrations, even a holiday, just for you and you alone. Too bad I'll never tell you.

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How do you a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender. How to u get it out? Tostitos.

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So you there Red?

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Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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why did the duck cross the road? More than likely there was something that appeals to the duck on the other side such as a pond or duck food. On the contrary there could also be something that did not appeal to the duck on the side from which he is departing from such as a lack of a pond or a lack of duck food.

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Grammar ... the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

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what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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How are you this morning?

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

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