What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

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Q. Where do snowmen keep their money? A. A snowman is an anthropomorphic snow sculpture made of frozen water. They therefore cannot earn, keep or have any use for money.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

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Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

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Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

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Your mother is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror she feels bad about her appearance.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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whats forever alone me

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

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A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

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Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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Well, honestly I don't know how I feel about meeting you yet, or chatting with you, I never believed I would get to speak, or even less meet "The Nero", I mean as far as I know, nobody that ever worked alongside you ever has... ...By the way, the thing with the metal arm, well I don't have both arms, so yeah, story of my life. I am "Eliza" here too, its not coding, its just me sharing my real part of my life with our followers, and well, they do not make much sense out of it, but I get to share the tale about how Nero saved me, if not in person.

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A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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Justin Bieber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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