- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

So a black man, an Italian, a Mexican, an Irishman, a Chinese man, and a Jew walk into a bar. They go their separate ways and never see each other again.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Why is the kid over-weighted? Because he had to many calories in his diegestive system and he couldn't burn the calories

HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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