Justin Bieber

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

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Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research.

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education. It is also possible that he was chosen for the position because of acquaintances or family members who were also employed by the company, but many people would consider it impolite to bring up this possibility, as it might be construed as denigrating the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study.

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

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Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

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Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

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yo mama so dumb that we sat her down to take a standardized, comprehensive IQ test measuring spatial, logical, linguistic, and memorization abilities. Her aggregate score was an 87, indicated she is roughly one standard deviation below the mean of the population, which is not low enough to qualify for government assistance under the Americans with Disabilities Act (1990) but does impede her understanding of more complex abstract concepts and things pertaining to higher culture. In spite of this, she has raised a child of average intelligence, and has retained the same job at Walgreen's for 14 years, People seem to like her because she is polite and rarely late. Your mother is an inspiration to low-IQ people living in high-IQ developed countries, demonstrating that an inability to fully understand abstracts does necessarily lead to a life of meagerness and frustration, so long as you work hard, keep your spirits high, and accept Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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