- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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A man is being followed by a large swarm of mosquitoes. He eradicates them by spraying himself with an insect repellent that has a high deet concentration.

I'm hungry.

What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

America

Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

There once was a man from Nantucket.

What do you give a sick bird? First-Aid tweetment.

Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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