- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

2 polar bears are standing on a chunk of ice that is floating in the Arctic Sea. One turns to the other and says, 'Dyu know; I keep thinking it's Thursday...'

Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

Sometimes, people ask me, "Do you always have to be so obnoxious?" And to that I reply, "I don't always, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis." Stay thirsty, my friends.

How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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