If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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A woman comes to the doctor with a dog and the doctor says: -What are you doing here, dog? Get the hell out of here, you're an animal.

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The Olympics

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A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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Miley Cyrus.

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What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

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A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

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what is brown and shaped like a tree?

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Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

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PATHETIC

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Robin- Hey, Batman, can i drive tonight? Batman- Eat my left dick Robin- OK, Batman, but can i still ... mmuupfm fmuupmf... I suppose that means no... mmmupf mmfupfmpfmum...

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I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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