What's broken to the side of the road and covered in cookie crumbs? A girlscout that got hit by a car.

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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when ever i finish a sentence say im a man Me :i met a girl You:im a man Me: i invited her to my place You: im a man Me: we sleept together You:im a man Me:she wisperd in my ear You: im a man

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why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

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whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

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Yes.

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

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whats funnier than a penguin playing a banjo? i don't know because I've never seen one and probably never will because it is a highly improbable event.

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Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

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Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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You copy and paster!

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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Anti Joke

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