A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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Two ducks are sitting on washcloths in the middle of a lake. One duck looks to the other and asks, "hey, do you have any soap?" to which the other duck responds, "what do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. No he doesn't.

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Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

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Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

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4 is half the number 8 is.

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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A man called his dentist and asked when he should make an appointment. The dentist told him to come in around two thirty pm because that's when the next appointment was available.

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What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

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A one legged long jumper missed the world record by one foot.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

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What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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Mexicans are like waffles

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Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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