- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

What did the smoker get for christmas? A bike.

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

Did you hear about the man who fell out of an aeroplane at 2000 feet? He was taking part in a charity skydive to raise money for his dying brother, a chronic sufferer of cystic fibrosis.

What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

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You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Q: What's funny about prostitution? A: Nothing. It's a widely misunderstood profession.

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

whats worse than 9/11 a paper cut

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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