what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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black people. that is all...

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How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

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Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

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A man walks into a bar and asks "Where is your bathroom?" He is directed towards the restroom, where he then covers himself in toilet paper and calls himself a moose.

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Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

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The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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Do you know what does Wikipedia says about Elton John ? It says that Sir Elton Hercules John, CBE (born Reginald Kenneth Dwight; 25 March 1947) is an English singer-songwriter, composer and pianist. He has worked with his songwriting partner Bernie Taupin since 1967; they have collaborated on more than 30 albums to date.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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Guy 1: Ever heard of Ethiopian food? Guy 2: No habla espanol... Guy 1: Oh....

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A horse walks into a bar the barkeeper asks 'Why the long face?' The horse, incapable of speaking English, walked around in a circle, excreated and left.

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Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

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Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

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Why did the Muslim guy look nervous and sweaty when the plane took off? Because he is claustrophobic. Racist fucks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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