- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funnier than a penguin playing a banjo? i don't know because I've never seen one and probably never will because it is a highly improbable event.

Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

Why did Uncle Monty shove his head up a horses arse? Because it gave Doris an erection. She chose to keep her male genital organs following her gender changing procedure, so that she could still father children.

Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Shoes, socks, and mittens.

So a frog and a penguin were talking and the frog says, " I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we're freezing, but the good news is: We have a conoe!".

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-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

How do you call a black man? By his first name.

What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

Mexicans are like waffles

What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

A homeless man comes home from work.

Yes.

What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

Knock knock Who's there? Stab.

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

Jews...

What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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