Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

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Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

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Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

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Once there was a man, he was accused of false accusations.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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