What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

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What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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A man walks out of a bar followed by the people he came with because they just announced "last call". The man is the designated driver for the night.

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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Fags are gay.

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whats worse than 9/11 a paper cut

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The chicken hesitated to cross the road. It pondered endlessly on the ramifications of not crossing the road, the future jokes that would never have been made. So it crossed the road with no real purpose for others to come up with unique ideas. Just kidding there is no proof that chickens have ever existed. There is proof that Barack Obama is a woman, however.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza is not a group of people but in fact a dish originating in the Middle East.

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why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

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How do you make a plumber stop sagging? Tickle his crack

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*Knock knock* Who's there? *Silence* (The person knocking is deaf)

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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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Anti Joke

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