I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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What did the squirrel say to the dog? "I have AIDS."

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

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Once there was a man, he was accused of false accusations.

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what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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Whats the difference between a ham sandwich and a dead baby sandwich? I don't stomp on my ham sadnwiches with cleats before I eat them.

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Why did the woman fall over? Because she had both of her arms amputated so when she lost her balance she had nothing to counter her weight going forward with an inverse motion.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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