When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

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What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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ROB SNIEDER ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A CAARRRRROT! rated pg-13

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What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

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a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

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What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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