roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

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Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

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What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

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I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

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If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

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When you wish upon a star... ... you're actually a few million years late, according to astronomy. The star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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The dog buried it's bone. The next day it unburied it, and chewed on it until it was wrecked.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

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whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

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What's broken to the side of the road and covered in cookie crumbs? A girlscout that got hit by a car.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Approximately 75 pounds of wood a day

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A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

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Why did the Muslim guy look nervous and sweaty when the plane took off? Because he is claustrophobic. Racist fucks

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A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

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