What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

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What's brown and sticky? a stick

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Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

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Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

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i like cats

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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