- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

Women's Rights.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

When Chuck Norris runs, he doesn't even move a muscle.

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

call of duty world at war

A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza One is an ethnicity derived from Africa and One is an Italian dish that is well'ly known in all four corners of the world.

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