why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

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What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

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Men's Rights

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

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Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

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Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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