Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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Dont look at me.

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Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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Get in the car.

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

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Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

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Why did the car slam its brakes on? There was a infant under the bonnet.

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What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing. Hitler died many years ago now and he was in no position of power during Bin Laden's reign of terror due to the fact that he was already dead. Therefore it is impossible that they could have had any sort of conversation. But now Bin Laden is dead as well. HIGH FIVE!!!!!!!

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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George Bush.

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How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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sexual intercourse.

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Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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