Your mother is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror she feels bad about her appearance.

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A: Knock knock B: Who’s there? A: The police B: The police who? A: Ma’am, your son is dead.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

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If you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball your right hand, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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You know you are from New York when you live in Manhattan.

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A Pole walks into a bar and gets annexed by Germany.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. They discuss their differences over a pint of beer and leave with a greater understanding of each other's faiths.

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9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

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What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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why did the boy fall down? he was shot

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Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed!" The 14 year old yells back "Excuse me? Do you see a fvcking pickaxe?"

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Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

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