- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why did the black man get the grape soda? It was the only soda left.

Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

ROB SNIEDER ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A CAARRRRROT! rated pg-13

Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Fags are gay.

Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

Q: How does Lady Gaga like her meat? A: Exactly what her preference is.

Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

Justin Littleton's mom accidentally texting him about buying weed, and then offering to buy him ice cream to make up for it.

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