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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

You should really respect vegetables more. They rock. They're all like... AAAHH!!!... and I'm all like... DUDE! THAT'S SO INCREDIBLY RANDOM!... and seriously, you should respect da veggies!

What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

2 men walk into a bar. The first man proceeds to fall on the ground and let out a string of obscenities, obviously in excruciating pain. The second man, fearing that he may have suffered some sort of concussion, immediately goes to his doctor and gets checked out. He is still awaiting results.

why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

Knock Knock! Hmm. I'm not expecting anyone. It's probably just a telemarketer, and I'm not very interested in purchasing anything at the moment. I won't answer it.

What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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