^that joke's not funny

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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hey

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What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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Once there was a man, he was accused of false accusations.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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Ask me if I'm a flower. Are you a flower? No.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, because first, pineapples are too small to fit in, and second, you would drown.

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Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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Apple.

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