why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

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What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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It’s dead.

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Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

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What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

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Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

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Bob fell off his roof.

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whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

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What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

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What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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