Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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banana

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

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Where does a homeless person live? No where

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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The chicken hesitated to cross the road. It pondered endlessly on the ramifications of not crossing the road, the future jokes that would never have been made. So it crossed the road with no real purpose for others to come up with unique ideas. Just kidding there is no proof that chickens have ever existed. There is proof that Barack Obama is a woman, however.

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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