What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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What does 1+1 equal? 2

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What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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