Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

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What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

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Two sausages were in a pan. One says "Wow it's hot in here!" the other says "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE"

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What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

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Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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I enjoy the fact that the jokes I post that do not make me laugh, are the ones that get zero thumbs, while those that at least make me smile, get at least a couple, I admit thought that its hard to keep track with me, I type jokes so fast that they disappear in the back before people can thumb them... Have you heard... Of the dog that was barking up the wrong three? The three said: Damn dog! I am not a tree! The dog kept barking, as dogs do not speak. Moral: Numbers speak fluently in most languages though...

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what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

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What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

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You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

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Bob fell off his roof.

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

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Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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