Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why did the man mow his lawn without his shirt on? Because it was very hot out.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

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How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

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Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

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Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Maybe they were all playing hide-and-seek. Or maybe the room was pitch black and they were all standing very still and quietly.

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A man walks into a bar and asks "Where is your bathroom?" He is directed towards the restroom, where he then covers himself in toilet paper and calls himself a moose.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had cancer and died.

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What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

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What do you call a black man that goes to college? A student..

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Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

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What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

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Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

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Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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