Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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yeah..

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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It’s dead.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

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Poop

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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