One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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Barack Obama.

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Q:What's red and fluffy? A: A blue rock, if blue were red and rocks were fluffy

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- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's me Ok, come in (the knockers voice was familiar enough that giving a name would have been out of place)

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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what did the duck say to the hawk? quack

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and therefore, they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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