My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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Hello penis

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

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What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

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What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and therefore, they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

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