What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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A cruise ship took sail. It was about a mile out into the water already. The blonde had missed the ship when it set sail. She was only capable of swimming a mile. She swam a half a mile out after the ship, and then turned around. She then later died due to a severe case of hypothermia due to the temperatures of the water for long periods of time.

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Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

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What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

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Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

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What do all of these jokes have in common? They're not funny. You see, the definition of an anti-joke is a "type of indirect humor that involves the joke-teller delivering something which is deliberately not funny, or lacking in intrinsic meaning. The audience is expecting something humorous, and when this does not happen, the irony itself is of comedic value." As this is a page full of anti-jokes, we know to expect the unfunny - thus robbing us of the experience of an anti-joke.

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What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

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ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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