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Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

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In an alternate universe, Jake Sulley's brother did not die. The human race proceeded to strip-mine Pandora of all its mineral wealth, and slaughtered the entire indigenous population.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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What do all of these jokes have in common? They're not funny. You see, the definition of an anti-joke is a "type of indirect humor that involves the joke-teller delivering something which is deliberately not funny, or lacking in intrinsic meaning. The audience is expecting something humorous, and when this does not happen, the irony itself is of comedic value." As this is a page full of anti-jokes, we know to expect the unfunny - thus robbing us of the experience of an anti-joke.

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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