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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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knock knock whos there not me

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9/11

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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