Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Me too.

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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