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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

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What's older than history? Pre-history.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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who drinks pee? katness

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Me too.

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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