what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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Once upon a time, your face.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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So Doc... Do I have H.I.V or not? Well... Lets just say you should think positive now... NO! I CANNOT LIVE LIKE THIS *Jumps out window* ...Because the results might not appear correctl... OH you do not have... Where did you go? Phew, Good thing it was first floor! Dont be silly, you dont have an immune system which means you have full blown AIDS

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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Yo momma is SO black.

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

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