Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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Imagine Buzz Lightyear standing on the edge of a cliff. He jumps off hoping to fly. He manages to glide for a little bit until a bird crashes into him a cause one of his wings to break. What happens then? Simply imagine him turning into bird.

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

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Your mom walks into a bar.

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What's older than history? Pre-history.

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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So Doc... Do I have H.I.V or not? Well... Lets just say you should think positive now... NO! I CANNOT LIVE LIKE THIS *Jumps out window* ...Because the results might not appear correctl... OH you do not have... Where did you go? Phew, Good thing it was first floor! Dont be silly, you dont have an immune system which means you have full blown AIDS

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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