Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? A stimulus in the environment to the receptors in his fingers caused his hand to open no longer gripping the ice cream. Due to this, the ice cream fell to the ground causing a desirable mess for someone to clean up, satisfying themselves with the fact that they have considered the environment during this small ''could happen to anybody'' situation. After the messed was cleaned up, the boy's mother bought him another ice cream, in which case the boy anticipated another potential mess, and held the ice cream carefully. As he did this, he managed to finish eating the whole of the ice cream, allowing no money that was paid for the product to go to waste.

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A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

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What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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The 80's

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whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

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Q: a blonde, a brunette, and redhead jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first? A: Most likely the one that weighs more

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Two girls are sitting quietly.

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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A seal walks into a club.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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Your mom walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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