You can eat a pie. You can eat a chicken. But you cannot eat a human being because that would be called cannibalism and cannibalism is a felony that can give the government a right to hold you in an international detainment facility for up to 40 years.

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what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

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What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

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What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

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How do you confuse a blonde? Say eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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JFK

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

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How many Puerto Ricans does it take to clog the treads of my tank? Eight

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A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had to arms. Knock knock Who's there? Well clearly not Sally

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Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

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what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

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you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

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"Behold, the greatest invention Man has ever seen!" exclaimed the inventor of eyes.

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Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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Anti Joke

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