whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? he's all right now

what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

"Behold, the greatest invention Man has ever seen!" exclaimed the inventor of eyes.

Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

Phillip has 200 pieces of candy, Phillip eats 185 pieces of that candy, what does Phillip have left? Diabetes, Phillip has diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

Knock Knock Whos there? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour who? Wait aren't you the one who's supposed to supposed tell the punchline? Oh Yeah

What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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