You can eat a pie. You can eat a chicken. But you cannot eat a human being because that would be called cannibalism and cannibalism is a felony that can give the government a right to hold you in an international detainment facility for up to 40 years.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

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what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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9/11

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whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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Your mom walks into a bar.

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Frank Frank who? I killed your grandma

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A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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who drinks pee? katness

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Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

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A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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