Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

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A man walks into the bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "Oh, sorry." And proceeds to remove his horse mask.

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what is worse then breaking on arm breaking two arms what is worse then breaking two arms the holocaust what is then the holocaust Obama care.

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What came first: the chicken or the egg? God.

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Why did the color blind man cut the red wire and accidentally blew himself up and all the other people involved in the situation? Because he didn't know how to defuse a bomb.

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Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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What's black and blue and red all over Sex

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what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? he's all right now

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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ObamaCare

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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What's white on the top and black on the bottom? Society.

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Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

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