What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

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What's white on the top and black on the bottom? Society.

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Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

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The prefix "con" means bad. The prefix "pro" means good. So what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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Q. Which is bigger, a dog or the Statue of Liberty? (Trick question! Think carefully before looking at the answer!) A. The Statue of Liberty.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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What's black and blue and red all over Sex

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A dog walks into a bar and asks for a pint.. But is immediately turned away as dogs are not allowed in pubs.

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matt shut up

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Imagine Buzz Lightyear standing on the edge of a cliff. He jumps off hoping to fly. He manages to glide for a little bit until a bird crashes into him a cause one of his wings to break. What happens then? Simply imagine him turning into bird.

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Why did the color blind man cut the red wire and accidentally blew himself up and all the other people involved in the situation? Because he didn't know how to defuse a bomb.

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Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

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What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

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What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Say eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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