What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

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A bear walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender knows that bears can't talk and realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and rolls over to tell his wife about the dream. She hears the joke, but turns away from him and pretends to be asleep. Then the bartender begins to cry. His marriage is in shambles.

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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Why did the color blind man cut the red wire and accidentally blew himself up and all the other people involved in the situation? Because he didn't know how to defuse a bomb.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

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How did mary and molly have sex it is impossible for two women to perform sex

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Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A disgusting halfbreed which prays daily for its own euthenasia...

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

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Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

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The prefix "con" means bad. The prefix "pro" means good. So what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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