Roses are brown Violets are brown Who the hell keeps shiting in my garden

A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

What's red and on fire? My crotch

What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

Why did they name the cat Salty? I have no idea, ask his owner

What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

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A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

Oliver O'Farkle walks into a blue room carrying a bag of oranges and Swanson J. Doople walks into the same room in a parallel universe carrying a ballpeen hammer. How much collective space do the two women occupy and will they be able to make the 4pm train to Terre Haute? No, because the train is running late so transportation efficiency on the day in question proves impossible.

What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

How did mary and molly have sex it is impossible for two women to perform sex

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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