A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

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Why do you almost never hear Americans complain about doing their laundry? Because they have a washing machine and they realize the majority of people in developing nations do their laundry by hand, using a wash board.

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What do you get when you mix Fruit and Flys? Fries... or Flutes, depending on how many Flys your add.

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How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet with his great grandmother who got rushed to hospital due to having an epileptical seizure and is in life threatning conditions.

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ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

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What's red, yellow, and full of diabetes? Mcdonalds

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Evolutionarily destined to be eaten by a predator such as a wolf or coyote, barring haing a defense mechanism that allows it to fend off such attacks.

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What kind of cat has no tail? Manx cat

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What's green and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? We're going to Dairy Queen.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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Why was the woman terrified of being screened by the TSA? Because she's embarrassingly obese, liked most Americans.

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What items don't float? A school bus full of children

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What do you call a mexican running out of a bank? A man running late to pick up his kids.

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

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What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

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What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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