How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

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Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

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Doorknob.?/111111!!!!hrfuasdyfgasdkhfgawihbrtpaeyrgfai;yegf;gtf L Like or I will killl you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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After waking up at the break of dawn, a man saw his dogs food dish was empty. In slight excitement for his dog to finally eat after his dish being empty all night, he called his dog in from outside, expecting him to go straight to his food dish like always. The dog walked by without noticing.

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Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

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Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

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Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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Nero, its not that, people are leaving left and right, you where right when you told me that I was holding into the remains of a rotting corpse, the underground society is dead and money alone will never bring it back, but I got the funds and you the talent, is there nothing that can be achieved? You are a lawyer, you write novels, you live a family life, you work for who the hell knows what organization, is this what you traded your, or if I may say, our legacy for? I dont suspect you Nero, I am disappointed in you, part of me wishes you where a backstabber, rather than the one that just quit.

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What's the difference between Skittles and black people? ...I like Skittles.

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? -taken care of. by: Calee^_^•

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Q: What did one raccoon say to the other? A: We do not know, as raccoons do not speak any human language. And no human being can understand or communicate with one.

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i just want thumbs up so i feel better about myself.....

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What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

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what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a knife? Stabbed.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

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How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

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Dear diary, its day 230, the apple supply's are running low, the doctors are closing in, the dentists have been chanting "its time to go to the dentist" all day, I wont be able to hold them back much longer, help.

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What happens when you swallow a battery? You turn into one.

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Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

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Anti Joke

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