what do you call a girl who sells sex for money? sally

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Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

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Anti jokes SUCK!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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why didn't the food in your microwave warm up ? because you didn't press start.

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Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

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Why did they name the cat Salty? I have no idea, ask his owner

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i just want thumbs up so i feel better about myself.....

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What do you feel when you kill a terrorist? Recoil -USMC

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A black man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. The bartender asks "Where did you get that?" The monkey replies "Africa, there are thousands of them."

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what's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? the holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? three bee stings.

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A Man walks into a bar, he sits down on a stool and begins to cry. Why are you crying, asks the Bartender. I just lost my job, my wife left me and I had my car reposesed. Ok says the Bartender, I know what'll cheer you up, he promptly pulls out a 12 inch piano and begins to play. The Man at the Bar says, hey thats awesome where did you get it? The Bartender says, a really old Genie gave it to me. You know what, I like you so I am going to let you have my last wish. Really? Asks the man, Ok thanks, I wish for a million bucks said the man at the bar. There was a Loud voice saying "Your Wish has been granted" then the room was full of ducks. Hey! Exclaimed the man, I didn't wish for a million ducks, I wished for a million bucks! Yeah, said the bartender, and I wished for a 12 inch penis...

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Why couldn't the 10-year-old go to the moon? Because it's the Moo-oo-ooo... no you can't come!

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How did Eric Clapton's son fall to his death? He crawled out the window.

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What's the difference between Skittles and black people? ...I like Skittles.

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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What happens when you swallow a battery? You turn into one.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

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A man heard a thundering sound. It was thunder.

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Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

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Q: What did one raccoon say to the other? A: We do not know, as raccoons do not speak any human language. And no human being can understand or communicate with one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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