What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

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"An alcohol walks into a man. He is a family and is destroying the bar." Says the drunk man to the bartender who wrote it on Anti-joke.com.

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A Weight loss service that works

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7>6

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why are black peroples noses so big ? because thats where God held them when he spray painted them

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Most of men think: the bigger dick they have, the more pleasure they can give to woman. Most of women don't thinks so, becouse they haven't got a dick.

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Nero, its not that, people are leaving left and right, you where right when you told me that I was holding into the remains of a rotting corpse, the underground society is dead and money alone will never bring it back, but I got the funds and you the talent, is there nothing that can be achieved? You are a lawyer, you write novels, you live a family life, you work for who the hell knows what organization, is this what you traded your, or if I may say, our legacy for? I dont suspect you Nero, I am disappointed in you, part of me wishes you where a backstabber, rather than the one that just quit.

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a Squirrl climded a tree to get a nut

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Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender felt bad and gave him $20.

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A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

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Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

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I black guy was walking down a street when he saw a beautiful women and said to her that she looked lovely

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Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

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What is worse than finding 4 worms in your apple 3 holocausts the 4th worm would be dead after 3 holocausts

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What items don't float? A school bus full of children

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang-rape.

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A man decides to commit suicide and jumps from the highest building in New York, he dies instantly on impact... the day was septermber 11th 2001, either way it was the end for the man

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What's red, yellow, and full of diabetes? Mcdonalds

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Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

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How did Eric Clapton's son fall to his death? He crawled out the window.

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