A black man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. The bartender asks "Where did you get that?" The monkey replies "Africa, there are thousands of them."

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What's long and yellow? A yellow tube.

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two jews walk into a bar and were served properly

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adam shagged katie lololol

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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Anti jokes SUCK!

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What do caterpillars fear most? Death.

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what happend when a blind guy tried to save a guy from a fire big mistake they both died

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Who's white and tries his best? Steve Nash

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- What's green and invisible? *holds out empty hand* - This cabbage

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What'd yellow and can"t swim. A black person with a yellow shirt on.

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Whats worse than finding a worm guts in your apple? Being raped by a alien with no arms then passed on to his comrades to be raped for the rest of your life.

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Why couldn't the 10-year-old go to the moon? Because it's the Moo-oo-ooo... no you can't come!

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After waking up at the break of dawn, a man saw his dogs food dish was empty. In slight excitement for his dog to finally eat after his dish being empty all night, he called his dog in from outside, expecting him to go straight to his food dish like always. The dog walked by without noticing.

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Hey girl, the word of the day is "legs". So let's go home and research the origin of the term and possibly conduct other etymological studies.

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what do you call a retarded italian Niko

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how do you have a great time in a college town you don't

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what do you call a girl who sells sex for money? sally

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Three women, a blonde a brunette and a readhead, jump out of an airplane without wearing parachutes. And this is why women should stay in the kitchen.

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Starter clothing

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

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Hello penis

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a guy walks into a bar and finds an empty chair near the jukebox. He orders a drink and some peanuts and has a really good time listening to the music and drinking his beer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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