Why did the boy drop his ice cream. He never got an ice cream he is alergic.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a pair of shoes and gloves

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whats red, white, and blue? idk go ask the president

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How do you get a small freckly boy to stop watching television. You turn off the television.

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Rock, paper, scissors, ebola

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Why did The chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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What's a tissue's favorite kind of music? Nothing, tissue's do not have ear canals or ear drums and there for cannot hear any type of sound wave.

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y do churches have kneelers?, cuz it puts less stain on ur knees

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what did the chicken say to the farmer? nothing, chickens dont talk.

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I used to write letters to Black people, then I got an arrow to the knee.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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Poverty.

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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Wanna here a funny joke? Doug.

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a dyslexic man can't spell a word, don't judge him

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who has no willy? robbie kearns

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how black is a black man? pretty black.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks... ...into an alleyway to have a quick smoke before entering the bar his friends went in.

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So this guy's taking a hooker back to a hotel room, right? The woman turns out to be a federal agent investigating prostitution in inner-city inviornments, and the man is promptly arrested. He is now subject to a large fine and 90 days in a county jail.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender "one beer please." the bartender proceeds to go into shock as a duck just talked to him

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? A ride to a Concentrtation Camp.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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