What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

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why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

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Q: how many people with adhd does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: wanna go ride bikes?

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How did Eric Clapton's son fall to his death? He crawled out the window.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? Possibly because it saw some sort of reason to do so, and being a chicken. Doesn't see the danger in motor vehicles.

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

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Why did the little boy and the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because they were dead.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender felt bad and gave him $20.

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A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

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adam shagged katie lololol

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a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman walk into a bar. they all wish me happy birthday bearing gifts. except there's no rabbi. or priest. or shaman. I'm not in a bar. I'm in my room. alone. i spent most of my birthdays that way.

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Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

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A wise man once said, "Your life is your habits." So simple yet so true. My habits include: Breathing, having my heart beat, producing brain waves, and other regulatory bodily processes.

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ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

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KSI

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If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

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A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

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what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his wife and kids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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