- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl say when the boy asked her out? Yes.

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What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

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How do you call the smallest mouse on Earth? James.

Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

"An alcohol walks into a man. He is a family and is destroying the bar." Says the drunk man to the bartender who wrote it on Anti-joke.com.

Three women, a blonde a brunette and a readhead, jump out of an airplane without wearing parachutes. And this is why women should stay in the kitchen.

Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? It depends on if the person has a lightbulb of the correct size and wattage...

What'd yellow and can"t swim. A black person with a yellow shirt on.

- What's green and invisible? holds out empty hand - This cabbage

What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

What's yellow and smells like piss? Piss

Why did the chicken cross the road ? Possibly because it saw some sort of reason to do so, and being a chicken. Doesn't see the danger in motor vehicles.

What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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A black man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. The bartender asks "Where did you get that?" The monkey replies "Africa, there are thousands of them."

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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