Why don't women like to have penises? Evidently women have different tastes than men in what body parts they enjoy having.

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After waking up at the break of dawn, a man saw his dogs food dish was empty. In slight excitement for his dog to finally eat after his dish being empty all night, he called his dog in from outside, expecting him to go straight to his food dish like always. The dog walked by without noticing.

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Why do you almost never hear Americans complain about doing their laundry? Because they have a washing machine and they realize the majority of people in developing nations do their laundry by hand, using a wash board.

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What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

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How did bob survive the explosion? He wasn't at the explosion.

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what did the guy who had unsafe sex get? A good time

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

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Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

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How did Eric Clapton's son fall to his death? He crawled out the window.

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What kind of cat has no tail? Manx cat

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A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

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what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

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a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman walk into a bar. they all wish me happy birthday bearing gifts. except there's no rabbi. or priest. or shaman. I'm not in a bar. I'm in my room. alone. i spent most of my birthdays that way.

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What's green and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet with his great grandmother who got rushed to hospital due to having an epileptical seizure and is in life threatning conditions.

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What happens when you swallow a battery? You turn into one.

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A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

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A man heard a thundering sound. It was thunder.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? Possibly because it saw some sort of reason to do so, and being a chicken. Doesn't see the danger in motor vehicles.

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What do you call a mexican riding a bike? A cyclist.

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whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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