Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

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What do you get when you mix Fruit and Flys? Fries... or Flutes, depending on how many Flys your add.

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What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

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What's an Animal? A natural periodic state of rest for the mind and body, in which the eyes usually close and consciousness is completely or partially lost, so that there is a decrease in bodily movement and responsiveness to external stimuli. During sleep the brain in humans and other mammals undergoes a characteristic cycle of brain-wave activity that includes intervals of dreaming. ... are you retarded? yes how did you know?

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? -taken care of. by: Calee^_^•

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet with his great grandmother who got rushed to hospital due to having an epileptical seizure and is in life threatning conditions.

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Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.

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why didn't the food in your microwave warm up ? because you didn't press start.

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Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

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Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

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What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

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Anything Dane Cook says

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whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

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Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? Possibly because it saw some sort of reason to do so, and being a chicken. Doesn't see the danger in motor vehicles.

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what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

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Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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Q: What did one raccoon say to the other? A: We do not know, as raccoons do not speak any human language. And no human being can understand or communicate with one.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon nothing that was chuck norris's watermelon

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A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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