What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

Q: What did one raccoon say to the other? A: We do not know, as raccoons do not speak any human language. And no human being can understand or communicate with one.

Q: how many people with adhd does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: wanna go ride bikes?

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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how do you have a great time in a college town you don't

What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

Most of men think: the bigger dick they have, the more pleasure they can give to woman. Most of women don't thinks so, becouse they haven't got a dick.

A wise man once said, "Your life is your habits." So simple yet so true. My habits include: Breathing, having my heart beat, producing brain waves, and other regulatory bodily processes.

What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

What happens when you swallow a battery? You turn into one.

A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

Why did Landry hit the man with a metal pipe? Because he was a rapist and wanted to remove his virgin status.

Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

Hey girl, the word of the day is "legs". So let's go home and research the origin of the term and possibly conduct other etymological studies.

I black guy was walking down a street when he saw a beautiful women and said to her that she looked lovely

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Dear diary, its day 230, the apple supply's are running low, the doctors are closing in, the dentists have been chanting "its time to go to the dentist" all day, I wont be able to hold them back much longer, help.

i just want thumbs up so i feel better about myself.....

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What do you call a black piano player? You call him a pianist who plays a black piano. However, that really doesn't seem all that short, so you may just want to call him by his name, whether it be Bob, Jeff, or Ronaldo.

what did the ninja say to the watermelon nothing that was chuck norris's watermelon

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